"Everyone Get a Valentine" is a song sung by Baby Lamb in the Season 2 episode, "Valentine's Day: Part 2 ". He sings this while passing out Valentines to all of his friends. It is a parody of the song "Hot Fruitcake" from the SpongeBob SquarePants Christmas special, "It's a SpongeBob Christmas".
- Baby Lamb: Oh, everyone get a Valentine today
- Love it all up and you will shout "hooray!"
- Everyone can get behind a heartful of warm sunshine
- Everyone get a Valentine today